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Q. What do you call a thief duck?
A. A robber duck

Why do people say "no offense" right before they're about to offend you?

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

I scream, you scream, we all scream, for ice cream!

She sells sea shells on the sea shore.

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